John Milton [Al Pacino]:
God? Is that it?! GOD?! Well, I’ll tell you…
Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He’s a prankster.
Think about it.
He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do?!
I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel: He sets the rules in opposition.
It’s the goof of all time. Look, but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste! Taste, don’t swallow.
Ahaha!
And while you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doing?
He’s laughin’ His
sick,
fuckin’ ass off!
He’s a tight-ass!
He’s a SADIST!
He’s an absentee landlord!
Worship that?!
NEVER!
The Devil’s Advocate
Think about it.
Religion has actually convinced people that there's
1) an invisible man
2) living in the sky
3) who watches everything you do,
4) every minute of every day.
5) And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.
6) And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
7) But He loves you.
8) He loves you, and He needs money!
daa, dragi George Carlin, on je uvek umeo da objasni sve na pravi način :)